Why do guys have to pee standing up? No, seriously. Let's get beyond the whole "Peeing standing up since the dawn of time" thing and fast forward to the present. I feel like guys could have easily transitioned to peeing while sitting when the toilet was invented. There's no shame in sitting! I grimace every time I have to think about my poor bathroom rugs or the mystery piddle on the scale next to the toilet (thanks Bug). My favorite is when you discover someone has overshot the toilet and you have this conversation:
Female-Type: "The floor/rug smells like pee?Did you miss the toilet?!?!!!!"
Male-Type: "I didn't do it!"
Female-Type: "Really?! Are we really going to pretend like I did it?"
The above argument is just as ridiculous as someone blaming Steven Hawking for bludgeoning someone to death..... (odds 1 in 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000). Just had to put that out there. I wonder if they mass produce the stickers in the image above?
Stay Classy :)
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